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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

Bob Hope

I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Live Shoot
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPE

Funny Handshake Tired Water
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPE

Extra Pages Personally Turning
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE

Golf Relax Right Thinking
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous Old
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Love
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
BOB HOPE

Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Italian
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE

Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE

One Should Taxes Travel Years

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

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