If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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