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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

Bob Hope

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPE

Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPE

Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
BOB HOPE

Home Marriage Years
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPE

Firsts Green Oscars
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPE

Fighting Games Golf
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
BOB HOPE

Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
BOB HOPE

America Funny Humorous
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
BOB HOPE

Addresses Government Perfect Return
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
BOB HOPE

England Hair Line One
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPE

Country Littles People Promise Way
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Love People Witty
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPE

Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports

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