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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

Bob Hope

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPE

Careers Dying Line One
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPE

Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPE

Average Funny Humorous
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE

Days Line One These Watches
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPE

Hands Men Ruined Stepping
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
BOB HOPE

Braves Family Kid Players
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
BOB HOPE

Dies Golf Pain Swings
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Government Humorous People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
BOB HOPE

Country Dies Movie People Television
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPE

Extra Pages Personally Turning
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPE

Bars Golf Hotter Play
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPE

Decent Garden State
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
BOB HOPE

Addresses Government Perfect Return
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
BOB HOPE

Culture Hands Moving
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

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