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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

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