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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

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