Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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