I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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