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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

Bob Hope

I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPE

Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Italian
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPE

Funny Item People Telling Years
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Paris
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPE

Happiness Inspirational Laughter
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPE

Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble

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