It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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