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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.

Bob Hope

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous

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