Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPEShe spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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