Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEI was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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