Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPEI was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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