It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEI was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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