Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPEI was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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