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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Bob Hope

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way

The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

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