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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Bob Hope

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long

The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

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