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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President

The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

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