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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Bob Hope

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs

The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

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