The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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