I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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