I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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