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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.

Bob Hope

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken

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