The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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