I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEIt was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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