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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.

Bob Hope

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One

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