I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEAmerica is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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