I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPEAmerica is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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