I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPEAmerica is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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