I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPEAmerica is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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