I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPEAmerica is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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