The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPEAmerica is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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