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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

Bob Hope

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

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