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Bob Hope

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful

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