The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEYOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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