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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.

Bob Hope

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous

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