The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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