All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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