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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

Bob Hope

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

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