I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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