A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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