England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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