The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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