President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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