Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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