One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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