I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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