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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPE

Four Girl Lives Sheltered
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE

Golf Relax Right Thinking
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
BOB HOPE

Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
BOB HOPE

Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPE

Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPE

Doing Nothing Kissing Light
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
BOB HOPE

Alligators Bags Golf

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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