The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPEHe was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
More Bob Hope Quotes
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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