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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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