I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEHe was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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