I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPEHe was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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