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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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