I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
BOB HOPEHe was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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