I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEHe was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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