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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPE

Acting Funny President
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPE

Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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