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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPE

Course Golf Wounded
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPE

Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Japan
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPE

Get Golf Names Vain
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Live Shoot
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPE

Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPE

Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPE

Firsts Green Oscars
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPE

Caddies Division Fame Golf
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
BOB HOPE

Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPE

Careers Dying Line One

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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