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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bob Hope

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

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