She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
BOB HOPEA few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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