I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEMy idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPEEverybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEThe Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPEKids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPEI’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEI just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEI love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPEYou know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEIt was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEI’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPEFailure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPE