The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
BOB HOPEA few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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