When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPEA few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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