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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

Bob Hope

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

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