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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Bob Hope

I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

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