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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Bob Hope

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPE

Best Friend Talking Tire
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings

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