I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEI have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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