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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Bob Hope

I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
BOB HOPE

Actors Oscar Reassuring
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPE

May Watches World
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPE

Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Personality Talented
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPE

Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Live Shoot
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Love People Witty
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
BOB HOPE

Firsts Green Oscars
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPE

Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE

Golf Relax Right Thinking
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPE

Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPE

Better Couple Funny Humorous
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPE

Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

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