Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
BOB HOPEI have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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