I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEI have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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