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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

Bob Hope

She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPE

Men President Six
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play

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