It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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