To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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