That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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