Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPEI tell jokes to pay my green fees.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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