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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People

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