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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

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