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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

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