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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent

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