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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE

One Should Taxes Travel Years
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
BOB HOPE

Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful

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