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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPE

Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
BOB HOPE

Country Dies Movie People Television
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPE

Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPE

Golf Painting President
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPE

Decent Garden State

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