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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Bob Hope

Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPE

Decent Garden State
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPE

Acting Funny President
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny People Sorry War
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
BOB HOPE

Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

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