I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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