Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
BOB HOPEWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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