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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Bob Hope

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPE

Golf Paramedic Play Trying
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Love
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPE

Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
BOB HOPE

Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE

Golf Relax Right Thinking

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

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