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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Bob Hope

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

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