I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPEWe flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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