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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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