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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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