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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious

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