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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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