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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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