In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEIn England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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