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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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