It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
BOB HOPEIn England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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