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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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