Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEIn England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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