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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage

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