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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.

Bob Hope

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight

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