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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.

Bob Hope

I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President

On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.

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