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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.

Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President

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