I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEI do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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