Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
BOB HOPEI do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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