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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years

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