And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEI do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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