It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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