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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

Bob Hope

It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPE

Average Funny Humorous
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPE

Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPE

Funny Item People Telling Years
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPE

Able Although Country Lost Reservation

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