We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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