And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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