One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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