I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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