I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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