I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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