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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White

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