Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
BILL HICKSI’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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