Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
BILL HICKS
BILL HICKS
Bill Hicks on cancer
Bill Hicks177 quotes“Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.”
More from Bill Hicks
The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
Bill HicksBill Hicks May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
Bill HicksBill Hicks Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
Bill HicksBill Hicks What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
Bill HicksBill Hicks Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Bill HicksBill Hicks How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
Bill HicksBill Hicks Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
Bill HicksBill Hicks If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
Bill HicksBill Hicks You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
Bill HicksBill Hicks It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
Bill HicksBill Hicks To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
Bill HicksBill Hicks They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
Bill HicksBill Hicks Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
Bill HicksBill Hicks I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
Bill HicksBill Hicks At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
Bill HicksBill Hicks
Original quotes
From our community writers
Do not measure yourself by success, failure, or a degree. Measure your life by the dreams you have.
Natalie MooneyNatalie Mooney Everything ceases to fade Leaving my soul all the pain.
Sayed AbbasSayed Abbas To attain success everyone speaks about consistency, don’t give up & patience but no one talk about the start.
Rohit DeoraRohit Deora Take a moment to look back. Change the process slightly from your discovery. Start again.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park The silence was broken with the music of your pain, but with every note i could see a part of you healing.
Sophie AliaSophie Alia It has been the craziest year filled with so many adventures, amazing friends, accomplishments & memories.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson They say what is lost can always be found in the last place you look but I wouldn’t be so sure that you’ll ever see this version of me again.
Aimee C. HoveyAimee C. Hovey I want to see our demons complement each other for the rest of our lives.
Jenny WinbladhJenny Winbladh
Meet the writers
More on cancer
I couldn’t figure it out… then Michael told me that he had told Eric I had cancer and two months to live…
Barry GoldbergBarry Goldberg Positive findings are around twice as likely to be published as negative findings. This is a cancer at the core of evidence-based medicine.
Ben GoldacreBen Goldacre Dr Johnson died in 1944. The suspicion exists that he was silenced…However two federal inspectors did examine his hospital record in the late 1950’s. They concluded it was likely that he was poisoned.
Barry LynesBarry Lynes All US medical schools would teeter on the verge of bankruptcy, so integral a part of their hospital revenues is oncology, the medical specialty of cancer treatment
Barry LynesBarry Lynes During the period 1935 to early 1939, the leading laboratory for electronic or energy medicine in the USA, in New Jersy, was independently verifying Rife’s discoveries…(this) laboratory was “mysteriously” burned to the ground…..
Barry LynesBarry Lynes Treating only terminal cancer patients, the Rand (anti-cancer) vaccine produced objective improvement in 35% of 600 patients while another 30% demonstrated subjective improvement.
Barry LynesBarry Lynes “Christ” states that those who see themselves as “separate” and not “divine” hinder humanity’s ability to spiritually evolve. Those who deny their own “divinity” are like “cancer cells” in the body of God.
Barbara Marx HubbardBarbara Marx Hubbard The AMA virtually stopped the Rife treatment in 1939, first by threatening the physicians using Rife’s instrument, then by forcing Rife into court….
Barry LynesBarry Lynes