In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
BILL HICKSYou are the imagination of yourself.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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