Bill Hicks
BILL HICKS
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Good policy always trumps bad public relations and the best PR can’t trump bad policy.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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I hope that my stories serve as explorations and help show readers how and why real-life women don’t always make the “correct” decisions in the face of economic and sexual troubles.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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