Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
BILL HICKSWe really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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