If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
BILL HICKSI do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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