People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings…brings a whole new meaning to that phrase ‘You ain’t from around here, ar’ya?’
BILL HICKSI was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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