I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
BILL HICKSIf you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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While I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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