We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
BILL HICKSWe all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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