I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
BILL HICKSIt’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day.” Yeah, looks like he rushed it.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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