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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

Bill Hicks

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Country People United States
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Believe Self Voice
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Boys Light Lightbulb Sun
I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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Light Marlboro Overcome The Figure Think
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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Apartment Clubs Idiots Years
Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Ideas Revolutionary Tattoo Worry
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Country Happened Law Mushrooms
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Empty Life Thinking Tired
I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Enthusiasm Party Rocks
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall

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