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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

Bill Hicks

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Drug Funny Humor
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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Cow Mushroom Thinking
England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Connections Gun States United
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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Anyone Doing Kid Murdered Robbed Sorry Taught
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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Believe Creation Eye People Real
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Coffee Real Skins
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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Burning Drugs Political Thinking
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Added Age Bible People Years
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Good Person Wherever
Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Fear Gun Yourself
People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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Jesus People Thinking
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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Drug Facts Make Psychedelic Realize
STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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After Know Stratford Sucks Suppose
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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Jesus Murder
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Answers Giving Mystery
Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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Country Employment Way
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Country Happened Law Mushrooms
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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Bible Book Chocolate Race

….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

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