Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
BILL HICKSWould you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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