Bill Hicks
BILL HICKS
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The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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