I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
BILL HICKSI don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Mister, I don’t want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don’t even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain’t looking for no trouble, Mister.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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I’ve learned a lot about women. I think I’ve learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we’ll never age.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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