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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.

Bill Hicks

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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Brain Bud Commercial Long
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Children Believe Earth Left Little People
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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Believe Christian Day One
Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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Messages Scary World
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Okay Thinking Trying
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Jesus Stories Today
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Bye Country
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.

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