If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
BILL HICKSOur next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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I’ve had seven balls of light come off a UFO…explain to me telepathically we are all one and there’s no such thing as death.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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