All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
BILL HICKSOur next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
BILL HICKSGod has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
BILL HICKSDinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
BILL HICKSWriting, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKSHumanity is just a virus with shoes.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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