I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
BILL HICKS
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
![Bill Hicks Quote - I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww.](https://minimalistquotes.com/images/i-got-this-big-fear-of-doing-smoking-jokes-in-my-a.jpg)
