Bill Hicks on rocks
Bill Hicks177 quotes“Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.”
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
Bill HicksBill Hicks How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
Bill HicksBill Hicks I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
Bill HicksBill Hicks It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
Bill HicksBill Hicks not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
Bill HicksBill Hicks I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
Bill HicksBill Hicks We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
Bill HicksBill Hicks I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
Bill HicksBill Hicks STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
Bill HicksBill Hicks It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer’s pussy.
Bill HicksBill Hicks The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
Bill HicksBill Hicks May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
Bill HicksBill Hicks Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
Bill HicksBill Hicks What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
Bill HicksBill Hicks Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Thoughts on a tapestry. Colour or black and white. A brush, a pen, A flash of light. Ideas flowing soon, about to take flight.
Gerard GleesonGerard Gleeson Like deep water, she was silent. His lips tasted of salt. He was both addicting and bitter all at once.
MoomerMoomer Always show kindness and love to others. Your words might be filling the empty places in someone else heart.
Alexander KandovAlexander Kandov And I would lie on your chest for hours and dream about the world in your arms but your thoughts were in another world.
Ani ShahverdyanAni Shahverdyan Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki Often all we can do is breathe, even that can be hard sometimes.
Julia Kellogg HenryJulia Kellogg Henry I am addicted to your madness drunk on your toxic love. Infect me with your poison, lets make storms rage above.
Laura Natoli-KearneyLaura Natoli-Kearney The more you fail, recover, and improve, the better you are as a person.
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Rock and Roll is instant coffee.
Bob GeldofBob Geldof I’ve not been an admirer of contemporary music since punk rock went off the boil in 1977, but once a year I’ll listen to ‘Spiral Scratch’ by the Buzzcocks, or ‘Hippy Hippy Shake’ by the Swinging Blue Jeans. Otherwise, I can put up with Chopin or shakuhachi flute in the background.
Billy ChildishBilly Childish The thing about punk is that there are purists. Once you start going outside of that, they don’t think what you’re doing is punk rock.
Billie Joe ArmstrongBillie Joe Armstrong The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better way to get to know our country than by what politicians or airline commercials represent.
Billy JoelBilly Joel But what is life to a lichen ? Yet its impulse to exist, to be, is every bit as strong as ours arguably even stronger. If I were told that I had to spend decades being a furry growth on a rock in the woods, I believe I would lose the will to go on.
Bill BrysonBill Bryson When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names… Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn’t really Rotten or Vicious or Nasty, so I wanted something a bit more funny – yet something that seemed real rock ‘n’ roll… something that acknowledged my ambition.
Billy IdolBilly Idol Consummate talent and relentless passion – The Truth ain’t pretty…but it rocks like crazy!
Billy SquierBilly Squier Jazz, rock and roll, movies and comics are the culture of America.
Bill GriffithBill Griffith