Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
BILL HICKSIn Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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