It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
BILL HICKS- If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
BILL HICKSIt’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
BILL HICKSI’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
BILL HICKSIf ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
BILL HICKSI’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
BILL HICKSIt has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
BILL HICKSI do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
BILL HICKSWe are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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