It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
BILL HICKSEngland, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
BILL HICKS…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
BILL HICKSI believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
BILL HICKSYou want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
BILL HICKSHow many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
BILL HICKSThe Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
BILL HICKSWriting, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
BILL HICKSI…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
BILL HICKSIs it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
BILL HICKSDon’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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