A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
BILL HICKSMay I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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I’m not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up.
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Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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Now I wonder why we’re f-ked up as a race. I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the word “bunny” or “chocolate” anywhere in the f-king book.
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