In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
BILL HICKSGod has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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