I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
BILL HICKSPeople always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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