How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
BILL HICKS[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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