I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
BILL HICKS[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is…thinking, ‘This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.’
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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I saw…a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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