If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
BILL HICKSIn the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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