Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
BILL HICKS
BILL HICKS
Bill Hicks on cigarette smoke
Bill Hicks177 quotes“Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.”
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