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Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

Bill Hicks

May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
BILL HICKS

Day Glasses Perhaps Water
I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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Country Light Thinking
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Criminal Drugs Jail People Sick
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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Gun Issues Silent Views
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Cold Environment Next War
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor – even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns.
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Doctor Dream Heart Hero President
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Eye Funny Inspirational Paint Spray
We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant
I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.
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Bullshit Humanity Shoes Tired
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing

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