I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.
BILL HICKSWhile I’ve found many of the religious shows I’ve viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I’ve never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet – turning off the TV completely.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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