Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
BILL HICKSI’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
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You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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The economy that’s fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government’s cracking down… on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.
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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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