You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
BILL HICKSHow come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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